The Lighter Side of Music
Chucklettes

Q: What has a Trombone slide and a bolt of lightning got in common?

A: They never hit the same place twice
Orchestral Job Application
The Archtypal Brass Band

Q: What is a Cluster Chord?

A: The entire band playing the same note in unison
The Bandsman's Prayer

Q: How do you get two horns to play in tune?

A: Make sure one of them is dead.
Tip......Avoid cleaning your instrument to reduce wear and tear.
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